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Celebrate America's 250th Anniversary with a shirt that actually has a personality.

This bold vintage-style 4th of July tee features a patriotic raccoon rocking a USA snapback and American flag shades, holding a frothy beer mug — because the Founding Fathers definitely didn't die for hydration. The distressed retro graphic pops with red, white, and blue tones against a weathered flag backdrop, giving it that classic Americana look with zero effort.

Whether you're the life of the BBQ or just keeping it real at the fireworks — this shirt says it all.

✨ Perfect for:

• 4th of July BBQs & cookouts
• Fireworks parties & tailgates
• Beer lovers & patriots
• Funny patriotic gifts for men & women
• Independence Day & Memorial Day celebrations

NOTE: If you need a color you don't see in the options, contact us — we'll help.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

You've found the staple tee your wardrobe has been missing. Soft, comfy, and built to last through every backyard cookout and parade.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
• Double stitching on neckline and sleeves for added durability
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, structured fit
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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